I'm the same size as a hobbit but not quite as hairy. I really like puns and bad one liners, the kind that would get your drunken dad snorting at a BBQ. I'm a UK Suicide Girl, cover girl and I can do pole tricks, so I can do the awkwardly sexy thing. Also got a degree in psychology.
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- My best feature is: Left eEyebrow
- My personality: Quixotic Suspicious Dry